We were walking home from town the other day.
The boys are cruising next to each other in the double buggy (Scottish for pram) and Brendo and I are chatting away, enjoying our walk in the sunshine.
Suddenly Daniel becomes very excited…..
“Stop mum… stop. I’ve found something mum.”
I’ve mentioned before that Daniel finds pennies, but he also finds “treasure” (Daniel for Rubbish)! Anything can be treasure, bottle tops, screws, rubber bands…. you get my drift.
“What’s up little man?”
“Back there, I’ve found something special for you mum”
By now we’ve taken a few steps past this special treasure and have to stop our rather large double pram in the middle of the footpath so Daniel can drag me back.
“What is it little man?”
“There mum, thats a special thing for you mum….”
and what was the special thing?
Well its women’s business
Thats right
A Tampon!!
At this point we are doubled over LAUGHING in the middle of the West End (and we’re not the only ones).
So next time your sanitary items bounce out of your purse while crossing the road, or eyeing off someone nice,
D
on’t be embarrassed.
Just think of my little man…
and how four year olds do the funniest things
